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Written by Eric
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Wednesday, 06 December 2006 11:22 |
prison: you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
work: you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle
prison: you get three meals a day fully paid for
work: you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
prison: you get time off for good behavior
work: you get more work for good behavior
prison: the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
work: you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself
prison: you can watch TV and play games
work: you could get fired for watching TV and playing games
prison: you get your own toilet
work: you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat
prison: they allow your family and friends to visit
work: you aren't even supposed to speak to your family
prison: all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
work: you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
prison: you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
work: you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
prison: you must deal with sadistic wardens
work: they are called managers
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